who the fuck said my handjobs were second-rate?!

May 24

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hihellohowdy:

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• Black people making racist jokes: why white people gotta put raisins in everything
• White people making racist jokes: How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked

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arkhams:

hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry  youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr

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Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform

lingeringlilies:

Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

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vintagegal:

Bad Girls, paperback cover by  James Alfred Meese, 1958

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