who the fuck said my handjobs were second-rate?!

month

May 2012

glissades: don’t blog for the followers blog for the fabulous

thats-so-raven: The Cheetah Girls - Girl Power

dukeofnines: ok people who say pop are funny i respect your decision to say pop even though i disagree but people who say coke are just LIARS if its not coke like why would you call it something that its not please get real

grey—havens: the pairings i ship are comprised of flawless bitch hopeless but adorable derp #like me and gina god bless

wow is there any prospect more horrifying than my tumblr posts going to facebook

shiphassailed: mossdeepcity: why do people turn periods into a progressive thing like why is talking about your period in great detail so rebellious and kool why is baking cookies out of your period blood considered okay why is pointing out that nobody wants to hear about blood coming out of anyone’s vagoo a bad thing dammit tumblr #the same goes for body hair on girls #i mean whatever...

Spell your tumblr name with your tags. DO IT!

remember that time i shipped you two together of course im listening to the song at the same time and it’s literally ripping my soul in two my life is flashing before my eyes x just get inside me ugh stop being so pretty you bitch lol wait reading porn can never be lame

People you will meet in discussions about sexism...

spitfireinspace: Mr “Welcome to the real world”. Sexism happens. Always has, always will. Might as well suck it up and deal with it. Try to change society? What are you, mad? I don’t like it either, sunshine, but just be good and don’t make a fuss. Mr “Oh my god calm down it was a joke”. Everyone knows if you tack “lol” onto the end of a sentence, no one can get mad at you because you were...

better to be hated than loved for what you're not:... →

dcwomenkickingass: On Tuesday I shared with you some of the thoughts Greg Rucka had about Hollywood, comics and women. Today he’s has an essay on io9 where he talks about writing female characters. Here’s a sample: Gender isn’t simply a biological trait; it’s a societal one. The…

lordpayne: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was “MY CEREAL!!!”

thorhead: thorhead: I wonder if the young girls playing on the trampoline next door know that I can see them I can hear them singing You Can’t Stop The Beat from Hairspray they are really bad singers and I can probably get a YouTube-worthy video of them from my current position gUYS I PUT ON MY COUSINS HOCKEY MASK AND STOOD AT THE WINDOW AND YELLED “STOP YOUR INFERNAL SINGSONG I’M...