who the fuck said my handjobs were second-rate?!

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May 2012

Primadonna Marina & the Diamonds

ipsummm:

Primadonna-Marina and the Diamonds

Apr 30, 201258 notes
#music

omg when people i don’t know like that picture of me and jack i know they are liking it because they are in love with jack and are currently pasting their own face over mine

i’m onto you bitches

Apr 30, 20121 note
Is the person of whom you have a picture of on your blog the guy with the six inch dick

NO THAT’S SOMEBODY ELSE

I MEAN TECHNICALLY SPEAKING I DON’T KNOW BUT THAT’S JACK I WAS TALKING ABOUT SOME BITCH FROM AMHERST

publishing because aldskfjldsfk;Ladsfjlajkdlafklfjad

Apr 30, 2012
#omgbeards

danceclubkayla:

romxjul:

so

this happened

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christian side hug

 #keep them hips separate

Apr 30, 201215 notes
#cryin

where is jacY

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Apr 30, 2012
#the hottest pic of anyone ever #greyhavens

i need to get really fit and tan

not sure if i want to be ~hot~ for summer or just want to

look like

korra

Apr 30, 2012
#both i guess

danfurys:

every time people i know on tumblr meet each other a single tear rolls down my cheek followed by like 40 more tears

Apr 30, 20125 notes
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#omfg
Apr 30, 20122,108 notes
#sobbing #star trek
Apr 30, 201221,664 notes

so

this happened

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Apr 30, 201215 notes
#omg the fact that we both have things on our laps hiding our respective boners #i mean what #samtarly
Play
3:34
Apr 30, 20129,948 notes
#kanye west

I CAN’T STOP EATING

Apr 30, 2012

physically incapable of acting moderately normal when my best friend comes over

i launched myself over the couch pretending to attack my dad and she stood there awkwardly

akjdsfklajsldfkjlajdsfljasdlfj

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Apr 30, 2012
“You won’t allow me to go to school.
I won’t become a doctor.
Remember this:
One day you will be sick.”
—

Poem written by an 11 year old Afghan girl 

This poem was recorded in a NYT magazine article about female underground poetry groups in Afghanistan. An amazing article about the ways in which women are using a traditional two line poetry form to express their resistance to male oppression, their feelings about love (considered blasphemous), and their doubts about religion. 

 Here’s the link

(via blua)

oh my gosh

(via erikawithac)

Apr 30, 201242,485 notes
My academic career

2005:

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Present:

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Apr 30, 2012111,689 notes
#crying because same #about me
  • dad: you can't marry an animated character
  • me:
  • me:
  • me: i think you need to go
Apr 30, 20121,383 notes
Apr 30, 20129,340 notes
#hymen #virginity

April 2012

Apr 30, 2012322 notes
#omg

when you’re in the shower schlicking and the radio’s on and just when it’s getting good suddenly chris brown comes on the radio and you dry up so fast your vagina feels like camp green lake from holes

Apr 30, 2012
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